The Catherinette Chronicles

Ever wonder what some of the fascinating terms in this blog mean? Now you can find out! You may not find these in the dictionary, but you will find them described below.

• Bartles & Jaymes: blow job
• BT dubs: by the way
• Boozy Suzy: What you become when getting your drink on-clearly because you’ve been over served.
• Cheapiris Nice: [cheap ee rees Nice] refers to people that are trashy and think they have great taste.
• Cocktail Flu: What one wakes up with the morning after getting all boozy suzy. Keep in mind that it’s not your fault, clearly you were over served by someone the night before.
• Cookie: the big O.
• Existential Malaise: What one seems to suffer from when they’re always down in the dumps.
• FIG JAM: This term is an acronym for Fuck I‘m Great, Just Ask Me. Used to describe someone that thinks very highly of themselves.
• Klassy: Think Britney Spears hanging out barefoot in a public bathroom. Such behavior would be classified as Klassy, with a capital K.
• Mary: A gay man. All gay men are Maries, and should be referred to as a she. This is what I learned from one of my Mary friends.
• Michael Kors: No, I’m not referring to the designer. This refers to my gorgeous handbag.
• Peen: My not so very secret code name for man parts.
• Pipiris Nice: [pee-PEE-rees Nice]: it’s a fun little term we Mexicans use to describe snobby and uppity folk.
• Secret Boyfriend: A boyfriend that’s so secret he doesn’t even know about it. Variations may include “secret lover” and “secret fiance”.