The Catherinette Chronicles

If we lived in utopia, none of these things would exist.  Instead, we’d all be sitting on our fit duffs, drinking cocktails and deciding how to spend another beautiful day in Shangri La.  No more having to get up at the ass crack of dawn to our thankless jobs in Corporate America (or other country), [...]

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happened to be 40 minutes late to work today.  Oops!  Day 2 of being back at work and I can’t even manage to get here on time.  What does that say for my “love” of being here? 
Perhaps this has something to do with the fact that I have to take phone calls from 9-1.  Let [...]

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Here I am, off in the lovely English countryside.  Though the weather has been a little wet (shocker for England, I know), we’re enjoying the trip.  It’s easy to forget that my cubicle is back home waiting for me, and at this very second, someone is probably setting up an appointment for some stupid ass [...]

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God help all of you investors out there that are panicking about current market conditions. Thanks to you, something horrible is about to happen. Something so traumatic that it’s will take me to the bottom of a bottle, rehab, whoring myself out for money to buy more booze, more rehab, and years of therapy to [...]

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The company I work for is jacked up. And I mean freaking jacked. Each year we make money hand over fist. There’s so much of it that they wallpaper the executive offices with $100 bills, and all of the toilet paper in the exective washrooms is custom made in Italy…with mongrammed silk. When you visit [...]

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Oh. It’s on! And not like Donkey Kong. It’s on like Genghis Khan because that is what Foxy is: a freaking demonic traitor from hell.
How dare you, Foxy?? How very dare you?
Clearly, we are not the friends that I thought we were. Not after all of those times together laughing at fish tacos in the [...]

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