The Catherinette Chronicles

That’s what I just did.  I stole this from A Dating Diary.  Hey, I can’t be creative all the time.  I do, however, promise that you’ll find it entertaining-and that I might find it embarrassing (please, God, please don’t let Air Supply come up on my ipod as I do this…).
The Rules

Put iTunes on shuffle.
For [...]

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One of the benefits of working in the same building for the last 8 years, and having had various office trysts, is walking past places were I enjoyed an illicit kiss or two. Years ago on a Sunday, I “made out” (see Bartles & Jaymes) with my boyfriend at the time in my cubicle. We [...]

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I’m being repressed!!  The man is holding me down!!  Freedom!!  I want my freedom!!
ACCESS DENIED!
Seeing those words pop up on my screen always makes me clench just a little.  I imaginge that the HR Storm Troopers are going to swarm around my desk and drag me out of the building kicking and screaming.  Or a [...]

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There’s this big, well known chain that delivers pizza and is named after a game.  It’s been around for ages and ages, and I used to love them until I found out that they gave proceeds to pro-life foundations.  It’s literally been years since I’ve eaten a single slice of their pizza.  Tonight, I decided [...]

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I live in a nice little house, in a nice little neighborhood, next door to a family that belongs in a van down by the river. At first, I thought them merely a little off, now, I want to beat them with hammers whenever I see or hear them. And it seems to me that [...]

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When did this happen to me?  When did I become this person that was so interested in politics that I sat down and watched an entire debate?  I mean, sure, I majored in Politics in college.  But I always knew I would never go into it because it was dirty.  I’ve manged to avoid every [...]

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Ah, the sweet sweet joys of womanhood. There are far too many to count: we have jubblies, we can grow other human beings inside our own bodies, we can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan, we can even be nominees for the Vice President of the United States. Then there’s [...]

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Remember that bad decision I wrote about earlier?  Well, the groundwork has been laid.  (Is it laid or lain?  I don’t know) 
I told him he could take me to the movies.  That was 20 minutes ago.  He hasn’t responded.  Perhaps he’s finally wised up and realized that this will all end horribly and he’s decided [...]

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Tell me that’s not one of the biggest freaking rocks that you’vever seen? How could I possibly turn something like that down? The second I saw it, I knew that it belonged on my finger.
So I went ahead and asked my girlfriend to let me borrow it for a little while. A little while turned [...]

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Oh that whoring Foxy. She has done it again! You may remember some of her earlier shenanigans. Well, she’s struck again!!
Just this morning she asked to borrow a post it note. Like the sucker that I am, I assumed that she was actually going to do something work related with it. Oh how very wrong [...]

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