The Catherinette Chronicles

I live in a nice little house, in a nice little neighborhood, next door to a family that belongs in a van down by the river. At first, I thought them merely a little off, now, I want to beat them with hammers whenever I see or hear them. And it seems to me that [...]

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The other night that I went out with Lit’l Smokey, we ran into Un-boyfriend. They had never met before, but Lit’l Smokey had heard stories about him. As we sat at the sushi bar, he asked me what his deal was. I took it upon myself to inform him all about Un-boyfriend’s disgusting ex-girlfriend. No, [...]

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My douche bag father is coming to town this weekend. My sister and I are not very pleased. Still, we have to make some kind of effort if we expect to remain in the will. Not that there will be much left for us as we assume that he’ll be leaving the bulk of his [...]

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In preparation for the bad decision I’m planning on making about 3D, I did a little online shopping.
I’m a bachelorette, and every bachelorette needs at least one hot outfit.  I’m not talking jeans with a cute top.  I’m talking about the matching set that you wear under the jeans and cute top. 
Having been with 3D [...]

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Last night, Foxy, her hub cap (Cheeto Boy), 3D and I attended a little dinner party at Amber’s house. There was fantastic food, wine a plenty, and klassy dialogue. Behold a prime example of how Foxy and I klass up the joint:
We were discussing a security guard that used to work with us. Her secret [...]

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So let me ask you a question. When the doctor told me that I was on “bed rest”, do you think that he meant that I couldn’t mow the lawn? Because I totally just mowed 1/2 the back lawn. In my nightgown, and I wasn’t wearing a bra. I just couldn’t turn my back on [...]

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