The Catherinette Chronicles

A very fine morning to you on this, the first morning of 2009.  Here’s what I want to know:
Who went out there last night and made some bad decisions that ended up turning into the cocktail flu this morning?
Nothing like waking up in the New Year with a blinding headache that makes you wish someone [...]

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Vile.  Repulsive.  A crime against humanity. 
That’s how Muffy would respond if you asked her what her thoughts were on cilantro.  Her hatred for cilantro is much like my hatred for beans, guacamole, and salsa.  Kind of funny since I’m Mexican.  But this post isn’t about me, it’s about my good friend Muffy and her disdain [...]

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Do you want me like I want you?
I’m secretly cursing Muffy for ever having told me about the existence of this magical drink.  It’s basically liquid crack with whipped liquid crack and liquid crack.  So freaking good.  Sometimes, at night, I think about it and cry because it’s not in my reach.
Oh sweet salted caramel [...]

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It’s possible that this may come as a shock to you, but I’m a total diva. As a matter of fact, Muffy and I like to bask in our diva-ness. One lovely Saturday, we were enjoying brunch at one of our favorite spots. Muffy’s mom joined us for a latte and we were enjoying one [...]

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Before making the decision to go and see Doctor Slightly Evil (DSE), I did what any other 12 year old girl would do: I talked to anyone who would listen to fish for answers.  Georgia, Lola, and One Date Wonder said don’t go.  Muffy, my mom, and Claude said I should go.
Claude is a boy.  [...]

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