The Catherinette Chronicles

Know what happens if you look up the definition of “abomination”?  You find a picture of this filth:

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Those were the first words out of his mouth after I had picked up the phone. Lit’l Smokey was on his way out, and he was calling me. “Um…okay. But you can’t have mine,” I told him. What, exactly, is serious vagina? Does it not laugh when you tell it funny jokes? Does it only [...]

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Oh crap. I just did something so remarkably stupid. So freaking bad that it made me turn beet red in front of Lit’l Smokey. Not only is it stupid on my part, but it may make him look like a dumb shit stalker too. Crap.
CRAP!!
This morning Lit’l Smokey had heard [...]

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Last Thursday I found myself somewhere that I never thought I’d be. Not in the women’s correctional facility-been there, done that. Rather, I found myself sitting next to Lit’l Smokey at the last Raven’s preseason game.
When I was presented with free tickets to the game, I jumped at the chance to go. I hate sports [...]

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Since Lit’l Smokey and I have both broken up with our significant others, we spend a lot of time bonding with one another.  And by “bonding with”, I mean “bitching too.”  First one of us will take a turn bashing the ex or talking about how sad we are, and then the other one goes.  [...]

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