The Catherinette Chronicles

Okay, Batman, riddle me this:

1400(ish) employees

4 buildings

1 cafeteria

4 cashiers

6 microwaves in the cafeteria

Who did that f’ing math? 
This afternoon I went to the cafeteria with Disney.  It took him 5 minutes to get in line, order a sandwich, grab himself a drink, and pay.  It took me 15 minutes to wait for a blasted microwave.  I [...]

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There’s a young man that works in my company that is fine. He dresses well, is hot, and has the personality of a mound of dirt. For someone as attractive as this J. Crewish young lad, you’d think he’d have some social skills. Not Wet Noodle. Talking to him is physically painful. While at first [...]

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For the love of all things bright and beautiful all creatures great and freaking small!! Why?? WHY?? Seriously, I’m too freaking old for this gd nonsense. I’m 34 years old, and my face looks like it belongs to a 13 year old. I have 5, count them FIVE god damned pimples on my freaking chin. [...]

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Oh. It’s on! And not like Donkey Kong. It’s on like Genghis Khan because that is what Foxy is: a freaking demonic traitor from hell.
How dare you, Foxy?? How very dare you?
Clearly, we are not the friends that I thought we were. Not after all of those times together laughing at fish tacos in the [...]

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