Every year Claude spends Christmas with my family. After eating our weight in turkey and my mom’s delicious stuffing, we drink bottles and bottles of champagne, it’s time to open presents. Forget waiting until Christmas morning to open up gifts! We’re freaking hardcore and rip everything open at midnight. As he does every year, Claude [...]
Entries Tagged as 'claude'
Vageena Davis Gets Clean
December 29th, 2008 · 4 Comments
Tags: awesome · claude · funny
May 7th, 2008 · No Comments
Claude is dirty. He is a filthy dirty dirty dirty dirty whore. He is dirty. This is one of the things that I love most about Claude.
Witness the email exchange we had today.
Me: I went to … to hit on a certain doctor that might be somewhat evil.
Claude: And how was this doctor? Did you do [...]
Tags: claude · crush · secret boyfriend
Further Proof That I’m 12 (Continued)
April 29th, 2008 · No Comments
Before making the decision to go and see Doctor Slightly Evil (DSE), I did what any other 12 year old girl would do: I talked to anyone who would listen to fish for answers. Georgia, Lola, and One Date Wonder said don’t go. Muffy, my mom, and Claude said I should go.
Claude is a boy. [...]
Tags: Lola · claude · crush · muffy · secret boyfriend
