The Catherinette Chronicles

I received an email from 3D this afternoon. For the last few weeks he’s been grasping at straws trying to get me to pay attention to him.  I have told him, repeatedly that it wasn’t going to happen. Finally, I just stopped replying to his calls, text messages, and emails.
And then this showed up in [...]

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What a crap day.  I dragged myself out of bed feeling like ass cheeks, crammed myself into a pair of pants that are getting too tight, which leads me to believe that I’m getting FAT.  So there I am feeling all fat and crappy, trying not to die at my desk, when I find out [...]

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When did this happen to me?  When did I become this person that was so interested in politics that I sat down and watched an entire debate?  I mean, sure, I majored in Politics in college.  But I always knew I would never go into it because it was dirty.  I’ve manged to avoid every [...]

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Good help can be so hard to find nowadays. Really. I’ll give you the example of my good friend, Disney. He and his wife decided to hire someone to help clean the house. Come to find out that in addition to cleaning their home, she’s also calling her family…in Mexico.
Then there’s my situation with lawn [...]

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Ah, the sweet sweet joys of womanhood. There are far too many to count: we have jubblies, we can grow other human beings inside our own bodies, we can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan, we can even be nominees for the Vice President of the United States. Then there’s [...]

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We knocked boots.  3 times.
And we didn’t even talk about feelings.  He was really well behaved.  Except for when we were sitting at the bar before we went to the movies, and he propositioned me and asked me if I wanted to grab his package.  I went ahead and declined his invitation as we were [...]

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Remember that bad decision I wrote about earlier?  Well, the groundwork has been laid.  (Is it laid or lain?  I don’t know) 
I told him he could take me to the movies.  That was 20 minutes ago.  He hasn’t responded.  Perhaps he’s finally wised up and realized that this will all end horribly and he’s decided [...]

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Night time is the hardest part of the day.  It’s when I’m alone with my thoughts and there’s nothing left to distract me.  I lay awake in bed, with the pillows piled up behind me.  Every once in awhile, when I wake up in the middle of the night, I back up into the pillows.  [...]

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You know what’s wicked awesome?  Being THAT girl.  I hate it when I turn into her.  He hasn’t emailed me at all today.  Not once.  So, of course, the desparation sets in.  Umm, last time I checked, I was the one that wanted to cut off all communication.  And I didn’t.  The emails start again, [...]

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There’s a very high probability that I will be knocking boots with 3D tonight. Vangelina Jolie has been so lonely. So very sad and lonely.

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