The Catherinette Chronicles

One of the benefits of working in the same building for the last 8 years, and having had various office trysts, is walking past places were I enjoyed an illicit kiss or two. Years ago on a Sunday, I “made out” (see Bartles & Jaymes) with my boyfriend at the time in my cubicle. We [...]

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It’s been about 5 months since I last saw he who looks some what like a movie villain that is slightly evil.  Still, he’s on my mind from time to time.  When I wake up in the middle of the night, I often find myself looking at the clock and wondering if he’s off work [...]

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The first time the College Democrat and I hooked up was Sophomore year. Somehow, he managed to lure me into his dorm room in Hood Hall. He must have tricked me by saying something clever like, “Why don’t you come over?” God, I used to fall for that all the time!! I know better now…well, [...]

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You know what I love?  Running into old college flames.  You know what I don’t love?  When they happen to be married with 2 small children.
It just so happens that an old secret boyfriend (so secret he doesn’t know anything about it) from college has lived within 10 minutes driving distance.  For 13 years.  13 [...]

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How did people in the 1950’s do it? How do the Mormons and the Amish do it? How do people in more conservative countries do it? Dating without being able to do anything-I mean anything is frustrating. One of the added bonuses of getting all sick and being on antibiotics was developing an infection in [...]

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Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to describe my date last night: Dreamy Dreamboat from Dreamtown.
That is all.

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We’ve all been there before. Found ourselves in one of those mortifying situations where we knew the only thing that could save us is that bolt of lightening striking us dead where we stand or the freak accident causing the tractor trailer to slam right into us. Sitting there knowing that nothing on god’s green [...]

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When I was little, I remember holding my friend’s hands and spinning in a cirle. We’d spin as fast as we could and then let go. The second our hands unclasped, we’d fall backwards into the grass. If one of us let go before the other was ready, there was a sense of panic. I [...]

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I may or may not be going out with Foxy, One Date Wonder, and Claude tomorrow night.
We may or may not get our boozy suzy on.
We may or may not be going to a place where one might happen to bump into someone that looks like a villain from a silent movie.
And I may or [...]

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Claude is dirty.  He is a filthy dirty dirty dirty dirty whore.  He is dirty.  This is one of the things that I love most about Claude.
Witness the email exchange we had today.

Me: I went to … to hit on a certain doctor that might be somewhat evil.

Claude: And how was this doctor?  Did you do [...]

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