The Catherinette Chronicles

A very fine morning to you on this, the first morning of 2009.  Here’s what I want to know:
Who went out there last night and made some bad decisions that ended up turning into the cocktail flu this morning?
Nothing like waking up in the New Year with a blinding headache that makes you wish someone [...]

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Should I tell you about the time that I got so hammered in London that I ran around the city, by myself, without a coat or a purse until 7:00 am?  And how when I sobered up I had no recollection of where all my stuff was?  And how there was an explosion of orange [...]

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You all know that I make “smart” choices.  Please enjoy my 2 most recent ones:

Agreeing to take my nephew to Day Out with Thomas the Tank Engine.  Imagine several hundred screaming kids all fired up about getting to ride Thomas.  Only it’s not really riding Thomas.  It’s riding Light Rail trains that are so freaking [...]

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There are things that people never tell you as you grow up. Things that you believe will change in your life once you reach your 30’s. We’ll I’m here to straighten you out.
You’ll stop breaking out.
Is there a point when break outs ever stop? I look nothing like a teenager, and yet my face likes [...]

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