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The Time Has Come

January 7th, 2009 · 10 Comments

…to update the blogroll. 
Let me know if you want to be included and I would be both delighted and enchanted to add you to the fabulous and wonderful blogroll.  You can post a comment, or send me an email at catherinette.singleton@gmail.com.
On your mark, get set, go!

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No “And Then!”

January 2nd, 2009 · 5 Comments

This might come as a huge shocker to you, but I enjoy things that 12 year old boys do.  I’m not talking about seeing who pees the furthest, having burping contests, playing Mortal Kombat, or trading baseball cards.  I’m talking about cheesy lame movies.
I got home at about 11:00 last night.  Would love to tell [...]

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Overall Assessment on 2008: It Blew Dogs

December 31st, 2008 · 11 Comments

Mother Nature has decided to “treat” Baltimore to a really super windstorm today.  It’s as if she knew that my official assessment on the year is that it totally blew.  Thanks, Mother Nature.  Oh, and hey, can you please knock out my power today?  Super.
We’ve officially made it to the last day of 2008.  Thank [...]

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A Christmas Wish

December 25th, 2008 · 2 Comments

May you get everything your dirtly little hearts desire!! 
Merry Christmas!!

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Tonight’s the Night!

December 24th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Santa is lord only knows where right now, and that doesn’t matter.  What matters is that in about 15 minutes I’m going to walk out my front door, drive to my mom’s house, and proceed to drink champagne until it replaces the blood pumping through my veins.
We have 6 adults at my house this evening [...]

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The Dirty Little Backstory

December 19th, 2008 · 11 Comments

You’re going to need this to understand how shocking Monday’s story really is.  Oh, the humanity!!  Seriously, why is it that I always find myself in these kinds of situations?  The crazy part is that this time I didn’t even know I was getting myself into it until way after it was all over.
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So Helpful

December 15th, 2008 · 5 Comments

At one point or another we’ve all been forced to deal with that woman.  You know the one that I’m talking about.  The one that’s supposed to be helpful, has a look on her face like she’s constantly sniffing a big whiff of poo, and would rather stick her hand in a meat grinder than [...]

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How Rude!

December 11th, 2008 · 12 Comments

Here at Investments r Us, we share our work space with some of the number crunchers.  My group is a relatively loud and friend bunch.  We congregate in the aisles, we tell inappropriate jokes, hell, we even smile from time to time.  The number crunchers, on the other hand, are completely devoid of any personality.  [...]

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Christmas Carols? More like Christmas Crap.

December 1st, 2008 · 14 Comments

The holiday season is upon us.  This means that many radio stations are starting to play Christmas tunes.  I usually like turning on that one local station to listen to the Christmas music-it helps get me in the Christmas spirit.  There are some songs that I absolutely adore, some that I’m even ashamed to admit [...]

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Happy Skanksgiving!

November 27th, 2008 · 2 Comments

You know what today is?  It’s turkey day, people! That means it’s time to shovel as much turkey, stuffing, and pumpkin pie into your mouth as your body can possibly handle.  Then, 20 minutes later the Thanksgiving bloat will wash over you.
While you’re waiting for that physical discomfort to pass, here’s a very special Thanksgiving video [...]

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