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Bridget Jones Has Nothing On Me
I can’t seem to stop messing around with You Tube. Have you ever noticed that there’s some messed up stuff on there? Take this as an example:
I nearly peed myself when I saw it-all of the 6 times that I watched it. I literally had tears streaming down my face.
Here’s the big question: who the hell [...]
Every year Claude spends Christmas with my family. After eating our weight in turkey and my mom’s delicious stuffing, we drink bottles and bottles of champagne, it’s time to open presents. Forget waiting until Christmas morning to open up gifts! We’re freaking hardcore and rip everything open at midnight. As he does every year, Claude [...]
Tags: awesome · claude · funny
We’re on day 4 of “Singleton’s Spinfest 2008″ and it’s really turning out to be a magical time. Yesterday I parked my rapidly expanding backside on the couch and started the process of cleaning out my DVR. You’ll be delighted to know that I’m all caught up on CSI, Fringe, The Mentalist, and Gossip Girl. Oh [...]
There’s something wrong with our society when a gorilla getting a colonoscopy warrants a headline on CNN. Really, what the hell is going on with CNN lately? Yesterday they had not one, but two postings of just such a story. I was halfway tempted to read the story, until I remembered that
I couldn’t care less
I [...]
Tags: funny
Look what I found?? Footage of Triumph at the RNC! While he doesn’t actually interview Palin, he does quite a wonderful job of mocking her. I heart him!
You know what I would have liked to have seen during the election season? A little sit down with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and Sarah Palin. I’m pretty sure it woud have been something to remember. Check out this clip below.
I’d say these guys pretty much got their asses handed to them…by a dog [...]
On Sunday night, Lola and I went to see “Nights in Rodanthe.” After sitting through the movie, I decided to change the movie’s title to “2 Hours and $10 That You’ll Never See Again.” Really, what an epic waste of time and hard earned money. The movie sucked. Dogs. Save your time and money and [...]
I realized something today. Something so mind blowing that I’m wondering why no one has ever poitned it out to me before. Really. Am I the only one to have recognized this? Or am have all the years of smelling scented markers finally caught up to me.
Let me share my recent discovery with you:
Did you [...]
I’m home today, and still laying in bed. I feel like ass cheeks-that’s bad. When I’m home ill, I typically use the time to lay around in bed and watch some bad daytime programming. Currently, there’s some cooking show on, which I don’t care for…
So I’m staring at the TV like a zombie when this [...]
Tags: funny
Good help can be so hard to find nowadays. Really. I’ll give you the example of my good friend, Disney. He and his wife decided to hire someone to help clean the house. Come to find out that in addition to cleaning their home, she’s also calling her family…in Mexico.
Then there’s my situation with lawn [...]
