When making the decision to wear white shoes, remember that under no circumstances should they be matched with dark colored stockings. Doing so will cause people to point at you and mock you for having such terrible fashion sense.
Such a shoe-hosiery combination is only permitted if you are a stripper, hooker, or it is Halloween and you happen to be dressing as a stripper or a hooker.
Also, avoid red stockings at all costs. And never ever wear stockings with open toed shoes. That is a crime against humanity and punishable by death.
*This public service announcement is brought to you by Catherinette Singleton: making the world a better place by mocking those lacking in good manners, good looks, and fashion sense.
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1 Katie // Oct 29, 2008 at 2:12 am
Fantastic! I second everything above…
Thank goodness! I don’t want to be the only one enforcing such important fashion laws. -CS
2 Dog // Oct 29, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Steel toed boots and white socks are all the rage here at work!
P.S. you CAN wear white socks after labor day (Not the same pair).
Changing your socks regularly is recommended. -CS
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