What a crap day. I dragged myself out of bed feeling like ass cheeks, crammed myself into a pair of pants that are getting too tight, which leads me to believe that I’m getting FAT. So there I am feeling all fat and crappy, trying not to die at my desk, when I find out that the training that I was supposed to do was cancelled. I totally could have stayed home in bed. I could have kept my fat ass in my wonderfully cosy bed. Instead of sitting at my desk, staring at my computer screen, I could have watched daytime TV for a second day in a row.
Damn it! I was robbed!!
And to make matters worse, 3D is sending me dirty text messages. At least this one’s not of his peen. Really, what on God’s green earth inspires men to send pictures of their bits and bobbles when they’re not requested? Sure, he has a hot body, but that doesn’t mean I need a peen pic every god damned day.
I think I’m just going to close the book on today and go to bed.
Hopefully my sore throat will be gone tomorrow. If not, I’m staying in this bed instead of wrestling with another pair of pants and dragging myself into work.
2 responses so far ↓
1 Easy Fiend // Oct 7, 2008 at 11:34 pm
I have days like that too, where I feel all fat, but no one sends me nudey pictures. If they did, that would brighten things up considerably.
2 Catherinette // Oct 8, 2008 at 11:52 am
Hey, if it’ll make you feel better, I’m happy to forward you the message from 3D.
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