The Catherinette Chronicles

Go ahead, envy me.  I know you want to.  Here I am, living the dream.  You know which dream I’m talking about.  The single girl’s dream.

Here I am, on a typical Saturday night, and I”ve spent it just how you wish you could spend yours.  Cocktails with friends?  Nope.  A fine dining experience at a trendy new restaurant?  Nope.  Hot date with some hot stud that leads to kinky tantric sex?  Nope, not that one either. 

Instead, I went to the movies with my mom.  No, wait, it gets better.  After our matinee, we went grocery shopping.  Let me tell you, nothing wreaks of desparation like being at the grocery store at 9:00 on a Saturday night.  Talk about freaking pathetic.