The Catherinette Chronicles

We knocked boots.  3 times.
And we didn’t even talk about feelings.  He was really well behaved.  Except for when we were sitting at the bar before we went to the movies, and he propositioned me and asked me if I wanted to grab his package.  I went ahead and declined his invitation as we were [...]

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Remember that bad decision I wrote about earlier?  Well, the groundwork has been laid.  (Is it laid or lain?  I don’t know) 
I told him he could take me to the movies.  That was 20 minutes ago.  He hasn’t responded.  Perhaps he’s finally wised up and realized that this will all end horribly and he’s decided [...]

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Oh. It’s on! And not like Donkey Kong. It’s on like Genghis Khan because that is what Foxy is: a freaking demonic traitor from hell.
How dare you, Foxy?? How very dare you?
Clearly, we are not the friends that I thought we were. Not after all of those times together laughing at fish tacos in the [...]

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I’m a lucky girl. I really am. It occurred to me this afternoon when Notebook-out of the blue-facebooked me. I haven’t heard from him for a few months, not since he started going out with some stupid ass whore faced skank girl. Thank goodness that I’m not jealous.
Once I accepted the request, I did what [...]

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Since Lit’l Smokey and I have both broken up with our significant others, we spend a lot of time bonding with one another.  And by “bonding with”, I mean “bitching too.”  First one of us will take a turn bashing the ex or talking about how sad we are, and then the other one goes.  [...]

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In preparation for the bad decision I’m planning on making about 3D, I did a little online shopping.
I’m a bachelorette, and every bachelorette needs at least one hot outfit.  I’m not talking jeans with a cute top.  I’m talking about the matching set that you wear under the jeans and cute top. 
Having been with 3D [...]

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Night time is the hardest part of the day.  It’s when I’m alone with my thoughts and there’s nothing left to distract me.  I lay awake in bed, with the pillows piled up behind me.  Every once in awhile, when I wake up in the middle of the night, I back up into the pillows.  [...]

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Go ahead, envy me.  I know you want to.  Here I am, living the dream.  You know which dream I’m talking about.  The single girl’s dream.
Here I am, on a typical Saturday night, and I”ve spent it just how you wish you could spend yours.  Cocktails with friends?  Nope.  A fine dining experience at a [...]

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Tell me that’s not one of the biggest freaking rocks that you’vever seen? How could I possibly turn something like that down? The second I saw it, I knew that it belonged on my finger.
So I went ahead and asked my girlfriend to let me borrow it for a little while. A little while turned [...]

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You know what’s wicked awesome?  Being THAT girl.  I hate it when I turn into her.  He hasn’t emailed me at all today.  Not once.  So, of course, the desparation sets in.  Umm, last time I checked, I was the one that wanted to cut off all communication.  And I didn’t.  The emails start again, [...]

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