The Catherinette Chronicles

I can tell you exactly where I was a year ago today. It’s a very special and festive anniversary, kids. Know why? Because I was totally hitting it with Notebook. Sweet, hot, fiery, and probably gay Notebook. Lord that was a good time. Sometimes I think it’s a shame that [...]

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Oh God. I’m so freaking pathetic it hurts me. So 3D and I are wandering into week 7 of our romance, and I’m totally enamored with him. He’s out of town and we spent 4 hours on the phone last night. 4 hours. I happened to mention that I loved getting flowers at work. Guess [...]

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They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Frankly, I can’t function unless I eat a little something in the mornings. Today is no exception. My breakfast consisted of 2 Tylenol, 4 Advil, 1 antibiotic, and some Cherry Coke Zero. That’s right, kids, I’m getting sick again. [...]

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For the freaking love. Why won’t she just leave me alone sometimes? Tonight is the first night in about 3 weeks that I am by myself. I’m tired, my house is a freaking mess, and I have no interest in being around other people. All I want to do is lay in my bed, watch [...]

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My eyes!! My eyes!! I’ve done something horribly stupid and now I cannot stop my eyes from bleeding, nor can I get the image out of my head. Why, dear Lord? Why did I make such an incredibly stupid decision? Good God, maybe I’m still really sick. Perhaps the terrible infection that has caused me [...]

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I have returned from vacation!! The picc line is gone, I’m still not at work, I have about 60 comments to respond to, and I haven’t caught up on anyone’s postings.
God, I’m totally beat. Let met tell you about how thrilling my day has been: I woke up at 7:00 to let the dog out, [...]

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