A Conversation Between You & Me

You: What’s up, Cath?
Me: Not too much. Just getting back from lunch with Foxy and MHKP.
You: Oh yeah? How was that?
Me: Awesome, I ate a pork sandwich and the waiter kept listening into our conversation?
You: Why would he do that?
Me: I don’t know. Maybe it’s because Foxy kept yelling about hookers the whole time?
You: How is that different from any other time you go out with her?
Me: It’s not. The only difference is that she managed to spill her martini down the front of her dress so she pitched a freaking fit and then fell off her barstool in front of everyone. It was hilarious.
You: Oh my god! That’s terrible! What did you do?
Me: I looked down at her and asked, “Did you have a nice trip?” She flipped me the bird and then kicked me.
You: You 2 are so klassy.
Me: I know this. Hey, by the way. I’m pretty sure that your mom was at the restaurant.
You: Really? How do you know that?
Me: Because her car was parked in front of the restaurant.
You: How do you know it was her car?
Me: Because she had this bumper sticker on it.

Tags: Foxy · funny

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