The Catherinette Chronicles

Last night, Foxy, her hub cap (Cheeto Boy), 3D and I attended a little dinner party at Amber’s house. There was fantastic food, wine a plenty, and klassy dialogue. Behold a prime example of how Foxy and I klass up the joint:
We were discussing a security guard that used to work with us. Her secret [...]

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Without further ado, I present the results of the “hypothetical” poll!
Question: Your significant other has told you that he’s slept with a certain number of people and then asks you how many people you’ve been with. How do you respond?

31% Avoid the question entirely and distract him by ripping your top off and telling him [...]

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You: What’s up, Cath?
Me: Not too much. Just getting back from lunch with Foxy and MHKP.
You: Oh yeah? How was that?
Me: Awesome, I ate a pork sandwich and the waiter kept listening into our conversation?
You: Why would he do that?
Me: I don’t know. Maybe it’s because Foxy kept yelling about hookers the whole time?
You: How [...]

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Oh God, the horror. THE HORROR!! White, dimpled thighs sticking out of the bottom of a swimsuit which is straining to conceal what’s inside. The sun bounces of the pastier-than-white thighs to blind everyone within a 2 mile radius. Corneas are burned-it’s like staring straight into the sun. People will actually go blind. If they’re [...]

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Oh that whoring Foxy. She has done it again! You may remember some of her earlier shenanigans. Well, she’s struck again!!
Just this morning she asked to borrow a post it note. Like the sucker that I am, I assumed that she was actually going to do something work related with it. Oh how very wrong [...]

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There are times when I want to strangle everyone in my family. This is one of those times. Both my mother and sister are silently begging me to wrap my hands around their necks and squeeze until their faces turn purple. I might go head and do it.
I’m busy and important. I’m the type of [...]

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This weekend marks a first for me: 3D took me home to meet his parents. We’re midway through month 2 of our whirlwind romance and meeting the family seemed like a good idea. He’s done an exceptionally good job of hiding how well his parents have done for themselves. He apparently forgot to mention that [...]

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It’s finally over.
After a year and some months of being together, the hot romance between Baby Tramp and Lit’l Smokey has finally ended. Foxy and I, ever so supportive, are consoling him during these hard times.

Me: You’re such a catch. She’ll be sorry.

Foxy: Yeah. She blew a great guy.

Me: More than once.

I’ve never seen anyone [...]

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It’s hard dragging yourself out of bed in the morning when you have a hot someone trying to convince you to stay. Still, I managed. Sure, I was 20 minutes late to work, but I’m here now-and that’s what counts. The slumber parties are working out well. The crappy part is that I have to [...]

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What is the true mark of friendship? Everyone has their own idea of what friendship really means. Well let me tell you what it means to me: friendship is about being in sync and sharing things with one another.
Using this definition, Foxy and I are true friends.
You’ve all heard how women’s periods tend to sync [...]

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