The Catherinette Chronicles

Okay, people, we’re in day 5 of vacation and I have a thrilling announcement to make. Ready for this one? I think you should probably sit down for this one. Go ahead, put your drink down and have a seat.
Okay. Ready?
Tomorrow morning, 3D is flying up here and joining us for a few days. He [...]

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Why, Cape Cod? Why? How freaking hard is it to find a hot spot with wifi around here. The people that we rented the house from lied and said there was wifi. After 6 hours of trying to connect to the internet, and having a slight panic attack, I left the house. I’m not parked [...]

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Today’s the day. I’ve been waiting almost 4 months for this day to come and I’m ready to freaking go. It’s vacation day!! I barely slept last night, managed to pack in about 15 minutes and am totally ready to roll out the door.
I’m packed, the house is clean, the bed is made, and I [...]

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I was 24 when I moved out of my mother’s house. It was my first time living on my own, and I’ve been doing it ever since. At first I was afraid that I’d be lonely and I’d miss being around other people. That’s never been the case. Instead I found an incredible sense of [...]

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I think I’ve died and gone to heaven. 3D is outside mowing my lawn with his shirt off. Ugh, his body is so hot. Watching him mow is like a free show. Actually, I might have to invite my crazy neighbor and charge her to watch it.
We’re totally going to do it when he’s through.

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It’s 5:00 on a Monday afternoon, I’m sick at home and I’m watching Cathouse on HBO on Demand. Yeah, that’s right, I’m watching adult program in the middle of the freaking day. I’m klassy, we know this.
It’s amazing what they’ve packed into 30 minutes. I learned about how old guys often take viagra and then [...]

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6 weeks ago, I thought I had totally different plans for today.  Today is the first anniversary of the restaurant named for a number located near a park in Baltimore.  I was sure that I would find myself there tonight, drinking my favorite drink, and celebrating with the staff. 
I have to admit that I miss [...]

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This whole being sick thing has some perks. The flowers, the gifts, the pity parties, the take out dinners, the phone calls, etc. Lord, I never knew how freaking popular I was until I got sick. I’m thinking of hiring an assistant to answer all my emails and phone calls so I have more time [...]

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Yesterday was a joy and a half. I had to go see one of my doctors because I had a terrible headache and neck pain. A CT scan revealed that the infection I have isn’t going away, in fact it’s getting worse. Happy, happy, joy, joy. What does that mean? Aside from giving me a [...]

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So let me ask you a question. When the doctor told me that I was on “bed rest”, do you think that he meant that I couldn’t mow the lawn? Because I totally just mowed 1/2 the back lawn. In my nightgown, and I wasn’t wearing a bra. I just couldn’t turn my back on [...]

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