The Catherinette Chronicles

Claude is dirty.  He is a filthy dirty dirty dirty dirty whore.  He is dirty.  This is one of the things that I love most about Claude.

Witness the email exchange we had today.

• Me: I went to … to hit on a certain doctor that might be somewhat evil.

• Claude: And how was this doctor?  Did you do some good flirting?

• Me:  He was somewhat evil, and yes we did.  Claude, he is nothing, Nothing, NOTHING like the type I go for.  Not even a tiny little bit.  He really does look like an evil movie villain. [I sent him a picture.]

• Claude: He is very sexy in a dirty way.  Like, take you in an alley, spit on his hand and stick it in, dirty.