The Catherinette Chronicles

Claude is dirty.  He is a filthy dirty dirty dirty dirty whore.  He is dirty.  This is one of the things that I love most about Claude.
Witness the email exchange we had today.

Me: I went to … to hit on a certain doctor that might be somewhat evil.

Claude: And how was this doctor?  Did you do [...]

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The wonderful monthly reminder that my womb is barren because I haven’t gotten laid in forever and a day. 
There are 3 things that I’d like to do right about now.

Hurl
Crawl into bed
Die

Though not necessarily in that order. 
I have the world’s worst cramps right now.  The super part is that in addition to being in an [...]

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