The Catherinette Chronicles

Guess who I saw tonight? 

And who asked me to come to the bar after we were finished with dinner?

And who came and sat in my friend’s chair when she ran to the bathroom?

And who I had a Key Lime Pie shot with? 

And who’s straw I drank out of. 

And who didn’t care that I drank 1/2 of his water out of his straw and finished the water? 

And who gave me a full body hug versus the ass out hug he gave my friend?