The Catherinette Chronicles

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The Catherinette Chronicles

Take a Guess

May 6th, 2008 · No Comments

Guess who I saw tonight? 
And who asked me to come to the bar after we were finished with dinner?
And who came and sat in my friend’s chair when she ran to the bathroom?
And who I had a Key Lime Pie shot with? 
And who’s straw I drank out of. 
And who didn’t care that I drank 1/2 [...]

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Tags: cocktails · crush · secret boyfriend

Words/Phrases That Make Me Snicker

May 6th, 2008 · No Comments

I’m immature, I admit it, I just can’t help myself. There are certain words and phrases that crack me up. Below, you’ll see just a few:
box
fish taco
back door
roast beef
curtains
weiner
salami
Several years ago on Foxy and I found ourselves at Heavenly Ham picking up a ham for a baby shower. We could barely contain ourselves when we [...]

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Tags: funny