The Catherinette Chronicles

I love the smell of fried chicken, I really do. I do not in any way, shape or form, however, like it when the smell of fried chicken is eminating from my own body. Day 5 of Strep Throatathon 2008 is in full swing. The throat is feeling better, much, much better. Today, however, I [...]

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There’s nothing like scalding your sore throat with hot soup on a warm spring day. Seriously, I’m surprised that my throat isn’t bleeding just about now. It fucking hurts. A lot.
I’m starving to death now. I haven’t eaten anything aside from a Popsicle and some sherbert. Everyone always says that soup is good for you [...]

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My throat hurts. My body aches. I’m sweating. I’m dizzy. I’m not going to make it. I’m on my deathbed, I can just feel it.
Lord only knows how it happened, but I managed to contract the world’s deadliest and most painful version of the flu. I’ve never had a sore throat as painful as this [...]

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Leave it to me to find myself in this jacked up situation.  Last night I had a really hard time sleeping.  Sure part of it was due to the situation in which I found myself, but the major impact was due to knowing that CHL and DSE want me to come back.
Long story short, friend [...]

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When did this happen? No, I’m not referring to a herp sore or how I’ve managed to gain 40+ pounds since I graduated from college 13 years ago. I have a hard time pinpointing the exact moment that I became an adult.
I find myself wondering about this from time to time when I’m laying (alone, [...]

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I can tell you exactly where I was, what I wore (white pique sleeveless dress with black piping, and black sued pumps-don’t ask), and who I slept with 13 years ago today. At this very moment, I was sitting in the Dining Hall with my family and friends celebrating my college graduation. As [...]

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Had I known in college what I know now, I would have whored it up way more back then. Good god it was easy to hook up back then. All it took was 3 Miller Lites, an invitation to listen to a new CD, and my pants would be down around my ankles. Hooking up [...]

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Being a girl it’s the law that I tell everyone that will listen about my date with Dreamy Dreamboat from Dreamtown (now known as 3D). Foxy is the lucky one that gets to hear about it for the rest of the day. Witness the exchange:

Foxy: Have you told him we have been making fun of [...]

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Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to describe my date last night: Dreamy Dreamboat from Dreamtown.
That is all.

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Let me give you a little dating tip: when you’re getting ready to go out on a first date with someone, resist the urge to cut your bangs.
WHAT HAVE I DONE??
Oh god. He’s going to notice. Why on god’s green earth did I pick today of all days to trim my bangs? WHY?? Seriously, it’s [...]

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