The Catherinette Chronicles

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The Catherinette Chronicles

Entries from April 2008

My Wise Fashion Choice

April 16th, 2008 · No Comments

What seemed like a good decision this morning is making me want to pass out and die.  I can’t breathe in these jeans.  Seriously, the button is digging into my skin and I’m starting to get lightheaded.  It’s possible that the button will leave a permanent mark.  How on earth am I going to explain [...]

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Tags: muffin top

Life in Your 30’s: Myths Dispelled

April 15th, 2008 · 1 Comment

There are things that people never tell you as you grow up. Things that you believe will change in your life once you reach your 30’s. We’ll I’m here to straighten you out.
You’ll stop breaking out.
Is there a point when break outs ever stop? I look nothing like a teenager, and yet my face likes [...]

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Tags: 30's · cocktail flu · hook up