The Catherinette Chronicles

There are 3 indicators that this is going to be a very bad day:

1. I sauntered into the office 30 minutes late today because we had been told that all the managers were going to be in an off site meeting today.  Turns out that the “off site” part was cancelled and now it’s just being held by conference call.  Yeah, everyone knows I was late now.  Super.  Great.

2. My contact lenses are all jacked up in my eyes.  They keep swirling and twirling about so everything looks blurry.  Add that to the very high heels I’m wearing and it might lead to some terrible humiliating disaster in the cafeteria.  Goody.  I can’t wait until lunch time.

3. What happens when you submerge your shiny red ipod into a cup of coffee?  It stops playing.  Crap.  I totally ruined my freaking ipod!!  What are the freaking odds?!?  It had to fall directly into the coffee, right into the blasted cup.  Why??  WHY??  Ugh, my beautiful cherry red ipod. 

I should just call it a day and go back to bed.