Posted by roxybina on Dec 24, 2008 in
hats,
hella fug

Emilie Zanon designed these hats. I don’t know if I like them. No. Computer says No. No, I don’t like them. The third photo reminds me of those tribal ladies in Africa with boobs down to their ankles. I’m sorry, that is so juvenile of me. But I can’t help it. The guy in the first photo looks like he may have been duped into this photo shoot with a pack of Winston’s and a forty ounce. It’s probably someone super important that going to blacklist me now. Anywhocares, if want more of this fugliness , visit Emilie’s myspace. She does other things besides hats.
photos: Diane Pernet
Tags: Emilie Zanon, hats, Little Britain, roxanna bina
Posted by roxybina on Dec 17, 2008 in
effed up,
hats,
hella fug

British Milliner, Stephen Jones , designed this fugly hat that was in John Galliano’s Spring 2009 collection. I’m confused as to what this is exactly. So, I see the flower… is that chicken wire??… and is that Waldo’s scarf( I know he doesn’t wear a scarf- but it looks like he would wear this one)?
I dunno, but I usually love clever hats, but this one is not cool. Speaking of chicken wire, I’m glad Prop 2 in California passed- the one for banning animal cruelty on farms. Having said that, I’m craving El Pollo Loco. For everyone who doesn’t know what I’m talking , click here. I used to make fun of the place when I first moved to California, then I I was forced to eat there one day - and I liked it!
Back to hats, I like hats with feathers on it the most.
photo: Hat-inator
Tags: chicken, el pollo loco, feathers, hat, john galliano, Prop 2, roxanna bina, Stephen Jones, waldo
Posted by roxybina on Nov 27, 2008 in
hair,
hats

In honor of Thanksgiving , I leave you with photos from a Turkish Fashion Show. Turkey is an Islamic nation , hence the unsexy attire. The head scarve is cute, but not , like, everyday. It reminds me of the 1960s and Doris Day. The outfits and a little too drab , but then again my favorite color is hot pink. Come to think of it , I would most likely get my ass whooped if I went to Turkey, in which I have been to when I was 8 years old. But I didn’t get my as whooped, that’s probably because I had no boobs yet. Did you know its illegal to wear head scarves in France? Because it’s a symbol of religion. But you know, sometimes I like to wear head scarves for the Bulgarian village person look and I’m not religious. So, I can never rock that look in France. Bummer.
Anyturkey, I hope you have a lovely Thanksgiving and not get vomitotious from all the food and drink.
photos: Korean Times
Tags: fashion week, france, head scarf, head scarves, roxanna bina, thanksgiving, turkey
Posted by roxybina on Oct 9, 2008 in
cute,
hats

This is the ‘ink splat’ hat from Tatty Devine. It retails for about $120. Check out the ring that goes with it, too. It reminds me of beatnik sort of stuff- like the Spy vs. Spy comic strip. I really like it…Glad it’s not white , though because then it would look like pigeon poo.

photos: Tatty Devine , tumente
Tags: hat, ink splat, spy vs. spy, tatty devine