Who laid an Egg?

I searched the internet for the designer of this masterpiece, but it was unfruitful. I wonder if the eggs break if you sit on it. I sort of assumed the same theory applies from that of the bed of nails (this link is so wrong in so many ways). Maybe not. Those hens must be soooo pissed . You know this belongs to the pimp hen. You know what would have been sweet? If they spray painted all the eggs gold! Ghetto Fabulous!!!  I’m sure this costs like a million dollars, but what do you do with it after a week? I’m sure P.Diddy is ordering one right now. 

photos: humour France

Tags: bed of nails, couch, eggs, p. diddy, pimp hen, roxanna bina

Dried Pig’s Ear bracelet- yummy….

This can go with the Pig’s feet  that Britney surely snacks on down south. This is a Pig’s Ear Bracelet made by Aurther Hash. I googled his ass and came up with this. 

It ’s actually a really cool website! He has an etsy shop with moe wearable jewelry like this :

   it’s a ring made from ping -pong paddles. 

I’m sure he made that pig’s ear bracelet to bring attention to his other jewelry ’cause I’m sure the guy is a starving artist. Check out his etsy store and buy something so he doesn’t scare us with more ghastly things. I personally like the grenade pin. I have a gold grenade necklace that I adore. But I don’t wear it to the airport.

photo: Projekt30

Tags: arthur hash, bracelet, grenade, jewelry, pig's ear, ping pong, ring, roxanna bina

Fuggitty FUG

File this under FUG. A designer from England , Walter Works, has decided to take everyday random junk items like pot scrubbers, old shoes, keyboards and the inside of a cassette to make clothing. I didn’t say fashionable clothing. The first photo is make from casette guts, the second, pot scubbers (copper would have been more elegant), the third , sneakers , and the last keyboards and wires (is that a pacifier?!)

This reminds me of the time when I made a purse out of a high heel. I sewed fabric around the top of the shoe and attached a red ribbon to the end of it as a strap.I wore this crap to a club one time and it doubled as weapon to keep gross guys away. But it also attracted other gross guys with shoe/foot fetishes. So, I gave that crap away to the Sal’s boutique (Salvation Army) when I moved. Somewhere in Providence , there is a homeless tramp with a shoe purse.  

Anyfug, this proves that one man’s trash is still another man’s trash. But , I give Walter an A for effort. Like the same way , I give my  young son an A for effort even though it’s completely hideous. 

photos: Walter Works UK

Tags: casette guts, clothing, keyboard, recycled trash, shoe purse, shoes, steel wool, uk, walter Works

Jean-Charles de Castelbajac Fashion Show- with Legos!!!!!!

Click here  to watch the video!

Jean-Charles de Castelbajac showed his Spring 3001 collection (yes, he’s already designed that far ahead)  not with malnourished models , but with lego people! If that is not genius, I don’t know what is! Not only are the models lego people, but the audience is lego people, too! Anna Wintour and Andre Leon Tally are in the front row as lego people along with a lego devil.  His collection was rock inspired with slogans like ’smells like teen spirit’ and ‘no fear no tears’ , as well as the union jack. The video, directed by Fabrice Pathier, was in conjunction with his latest collection. Here are a few photos from the none lego people fashion show (spring 2009):

photos: pop sugar UK

video: youtube

Tags: andre leon tally, anna wintour, fabrice pathier, fashion show, jean-charles de Castelbajac, lego, roxanna bina, smells like teen spirit, union jack, video

A Kidrobot Christmas

The day after Thanksgiving is when I usually break out all the Christmas crap. We have a 7 ft. tall pink flocked Christmas tree that we decorate with naked Barbies, ostrich feathers, my baby mobile converted to ornaments,  Rhinestone jewelry and of course,  a crown fit for a king (not Burger king!) as the topper! (see below)Yes, it is a truly fupe Christmas tree but I LOVE it! Now I can add a DIY Munny ornament! So cool, for only $13. I can paint it, color it, rhine stone it, deco page it… whatever that suits my mood. For that handsome man in your life, you can get one of these cozy  kidrobot sweaters retailing for $300. A little steep , but well worth the coolness factor. 

Visit Kidrobot for more cool stuff.

Click here to see My customized Munny called , ‘Moosh’

photo: kidrobot

Tags: barbie, christmas, kidrobot, ornament, roxanna bina, sweater

Happy Turkey Day!!!!!

In honor of Thanksgiving , I leave you with photos from a Turkish Fashion Show. Turkey is an Islamic nation , hence the unsexy attire. The head scarve is cute, but not , like, everyday. It reminds me of the 1960s and Doris Day. The outfits and a little too drab , but then again my favorite color is hot pink. Come to think of it , I would most likely get my ass whooped if I went to Turkey, in which I have been to when I was 8 years old. But I didn’t get my as whooped, that’s probably because I had no boobs yet. Did you know its illegal to wear head scarves in France? Because it’s a symbol of religion. But you know, sometimes I like to wear head scarves for the Bulgarian village person look and I’m not religious. So, I can never rock that look in France. Bummer.

Anyturkey, I hope you have a lovely Thanksgiving and not get vomitotious from all the food and drink. 

photos: Korean Times

Tags: fashion week, france, head scarf, head scarves, roxanna bina, thanksgiving, turkey

Beijing has a Fashion Week?

I didn’t realize that Beijing had a Fashion Week and don’t ask how I found this on New Jersey.com!

But, here are a few photos of communist chic…My favorite is the last photo of the Swan Lake costume. I wonder if you can get the Avian flu from that dress…. The other three ensembles truly have  military overtones - severe and even bondagey at times… I bet you could replicate those looks at Hot Topic if you really wanted. By the way, this is the Spring collection. Yeahhh…..

photo: New Jersery.com

Tags: avian flu, beijing fashion week, communist, hot topic, military, roxanna bina, swan lake

Christian Louboutin and David Lynch Collaborate on Fetish Project

Famed Couture shoe maker , Christian Louboutin and filmmaker David Lynch (Twin Peaks, Mulholland Drive)have collaborated for a show originally at Design Art London.  The exhibition, which included Lynch’s photographs of the 5 limited edition shoes alongside the lovely fetishistic shoes themselves, moved now to Galerie du Passage in Paris until November 3. Hopefully, this show moves to the US for us to enjoy and appreciate. I will keep my eye out  for it and let you know.

The shoes include a 26cms heel, spikes on the inside and sole of the shoe, and Siamese heels (two shoes fused at the heel) and a ballet shoe with a transparent sole ( my favorite!)

Click below for more photos…

photos: E today (Russian)

Tags: ballet, christian louboutin, david Lynch, design art london, fetish, galerie du passage, heels, roxanna bina, shoes

Fred Flare’s kitchy items!

I just discovered my new favorite store via The New York Times. It’s Fred Flare! they just opened a store front in addition to their web store at:

131 Meserole Ave at Leonard Street
Greenpoint, Brooklyn 11222, 718-349-1257
(a couple blocks north from the Nassau Ave stop on the G train)

You need to know this because they have goodies like an RD-D2 back pack and a Lego sound system for your ipod! They’re prices are hella cheap at $65 for the most raddest backpack eva and the most awesome mini  sound system eva for $25! Do you need a burger phone , like the one in ‘Juno‘? It’s $26! A mixed Tape USB flash drive ? $18! Thank you Fred Flare for making cool stuff affordable again! 

photo: Fred Flare

Tags: brooklyn, fred Flare, Juno, legos, R2-D2 backpack, roxanna bina, shop, USB flash drive

Rubik’s Cube handbag

I LOVE this bag! It’s a Rubik’s cube handbag by ‘Let’s Fly’. It retails for $18!!!! That is super cheap relative to the awesomeness of this bag. I grew up in the ’80’s so this fits right in with that nostalgia of my generation, including Atari, Ewoks, and Pac-Man. So, I am Netflixing the Star Wars with the Ewoks in it because I NEED to know where I can get that song where the Ewoks sing while they are working. I remember it as a child, but I want it in my IPOD for everyday listening pleasure.  I love Ewoks because my red -haired Persian cat, Darcheen looks just like an Ewok. Sooooo Cute! I know I went off track…. the Rubik’s handbag, I’m getting one!

photo: Yes Style

Tags: 80's, atari, ewoks, handbag, let's fly, pac-man, rubik's cube, yes style