Out From Under

Everybody’s interested in sex (well, just about everybody) so it stands to reason that there are a lot of sex sites out there. If we were to include the tedium that is porn, the number of sites reaches obscene levels.
Not all are equally worthy of an intelligent woman’s attention, however. I have a few I [...]

She’s not particularly pretty, but she’s not ugly, either. Just a normal 22-year-old. She’s bright, evidently, with her degree in Women’s Studies, and her continuing education. She’s now in graduate school, studying to be a marriage and family therapist. Not everyone goes to grad school, so that makes her a little more than standard.
She’s 22, [...]

A wife discovers her husband masturbating. She:
1. Backs out and shuts the door, giving him privacy to finish.
2. Offers to help him out.
3. Stays to watch.
I can think of any numbers of endings to that sentence — Hands him a towel so he doesn’t mess up the new duvet; does a striptease from across the [...]

I’m so glad I don’t have a penis!
Really. Those little buggers are nothing but trouble. They rise when there’s no occasion. What teenage boy hasn’t mastered the casual textbook-in-front-of-the-crotch move? Yes, teenage girls have periodic radical nipple action, but boys? It’s all.the.time.
Occasionally, they don’t rise when there is an occasion. This is more the [...]

A friend was taking a psych. course a couple of years ago. He was the sole almost-forty-something in a class of 19- and 20-year-olds. The prof. casually mentioned that their grandparents probably quite enjoyed sex. The response, from the two hundred or so kids in that room?
“Eeeeew!”

You know, sex is everywhere in America. Sex sells [...]

Germans love to strip off. Really. They have nude areas in city parks, families skinny dip together in lakes, university students pose nude for calendars, they have nude air flights, even naked rock-climbing.
One does wonder if they take it to an extreme. Nekkid rock-climbing? Fresh air and sunlight on strong healthy bodies is all [...]

From the “bigger is better” school of life comes The Big Penis Book. Why a book of outsized out-riggers? Because, we’re told, we all love the things. Drawn to them like moths to a flame. Just can’t help our wide-eyed selves.
…who can deny the allure of a big dick? Flaccid or erect, it is aesthetically [...]

There are rules, you know. There are always rules. You’re in a traditional marriage, there are rules: sexual exclusivity, respect, who takes the garbage out. You’re in a non-traditional one, there are still rules.
In fact, maybe there are more. At any rate, if you’re smart they’ll be more explicit. My friend and her husband are [...]

Awww, it’s a baaaaaaby! Isnt’ that sweeet?
In fact, it’s a cake! Really! Isn’t the craftmanship amazing? The woman who creates these things — she’s an artist. No doubt about it. Her medium may be cake, marzipan, chocolate and fondant icing, but who can deny the skill required, or the beauty of her creations?
You can totally [...]

Summertime! Time for cold drinks on a hot afternoon, sipped in civilized pleasure from your front porch as you scan the rolling expanse of your lovely green lawn. (If, like me, your front yard is nothing like that, you can nonetheless join me in the fantasy. Your porch — wide and sweeping, embellished with white [...]