Out From Under

HA! Too funny!
Only I could never actually send that to a guy. Too cruel. (But if I wanted to, I could order it from here.)
Well, maybe if I’d had sex with him once, and he’d turned out to be a total selfish dork. And then wanted a repeat. Maybe then.
Or there was that guy on [...]

Yes, we can!
We can, but did we?
Did you?
No, not vote. I offically presume every eligible citizen of voting age votes. To withhold your vote in order to express some sort of displeasure with the system is about as meaningful and effective as the child who holds their breath when angry. Sooner or later the kid [...]

I’ve always been a bit of a map geek. It started when I was eight years old, and had decided I was going to Run Away From Home. Sensible child, I realized that a map would come in handy, though precisely why is unclear, given I had no clear destination other than “away”. At least [...]

When I was fourteen, I was a stick. A toothpick girl. Moreover, I was shy. I was the sort of kid who wore a t-shirt at the swimming pool, not because I was embarrassed by my curve-less body, but because it was unnerving to be that exposed.
(My, how far I’ve come. That picture up there [...]

Yes, that is what it looks like. Well, it isn’t, of course, but it’s supposed to look like what it looks like.
It’s a Popsy. A plastic, alcohol-filled spermatazoa.
A shooter sperm. A sperm shooter!

A commenter on Failblog notes that “Popsy” sounds like “popp sie”, the German colloquial for “Fuck her”. And the little sperm guy [...]

You know, as equality of the sexes marches on, it can seem like women are getting the short end of the stick.
We get access to those “traditionally male” jobs — but our pay is still, overall, some 30% lower. We can continue our careers after we have children — and we keep doing 90% of [...]

Husband is driving, hands wife the map.
“It’s about time we stopped for lunch, honey. When we get to the next town, let me know when to turn, okay?”
The next town passes while honey is still orienting the map so it’s facing the direction the car is going.
Wife is reading in the living room. Husband calls [...]

Does sex get better with marriage?

I’d always thought the consensus was that it got worse, sort of slipped into well-tried, too frequently boring and passion-free patterns. “You put your hand here, I move my hips so, you get off, I get off, you get off me, and we both go to sleep.” Until next month. [...]

Are you a bold Bette? An inward Ingrid? Gifted Grace? Marilyn or Jackie or Katherine?
Recall the glamour of the 1940’s movie stars. Okay, so “recalling” for most of us here would require chanelling from a previous life, but let your mind drift over the choices from the middle decades. The 1940’s, 50’s, 60’s. The femininity, [...]

Here’s a great party trick. Just the thing to give the young fellow heading off to college. After all, we want to encourage safe sex in our young men, yes? What a conversation piece. He could fill it with … well, whatever he likes, I guess. Probably not himself, ahem.
Okay for the boys. What could [...]