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Sex Map, or Why Cartographers are Hott

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I’ve always been a bit of a map geek. It started when I was eight years old, and had decided I was going to Run Away From Home. Sensible child, I realized that a map would come in handy, though precisely why is unclear, given I had no clear destination other than “away”. At least [...]

He was doing this on purpose, right?

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We’re all for creative sensuality here at Out from Under. No reason a girl should limit her play to the obvious. We’ve discussed the erotic potential of vegetables , some battery-operated faves, sing-along vibes, and even the classy Delft variety .
However, creative thinker though I am, it had honestly never occurred to me to look [...]

Faking it

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Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Most of us have faked it, at least once. (At least, straight women have. I’m kind of working on the assumption that lesbians don’t, or with way reduced frequency… but if I’m wrong, feel free to correct me!) Once and a while, you’ll have your reasons, and no harm [...]

Taking the subliminal route

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I’m pretty sure Big Rude Jake is not the sort of fellow you’d want your daughter dating, assuming you have a daughter. But if she did? She’d have her reasons to smile …
Here are the lyrics to his world-famous “Girl in the Pink Canoe”, from his Blue Pariah disk. (It’s not world-famous? It should be.)
Enjoy.
There’s [...]

Bag One musician

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“…she woke with untamed lover’s face between her legs…” (Pete Townsend, Slit Skirts)
Now there’s an image to make you smile. Or sigh.
Here’s another, this one by John Lennon, who started out in art school before moving to music:

Upon the release of Bag One, a reporter commented on the number of sketches referencing cunnilingus. “Why is [...]

It’s silly, therefore it’s shameful?

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Sex is weird.
Do you have any childhood recollections of seeing something sexual? When I was very young, not sure how old, but solidly pre-pubescent, I snuck downstairs and caught a minute or so of something my parents were watching before being firmly escorted back to bed.
My memories are those of a child. I don’t really [...]

The world is charged with the grandeur of …

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The difference in male-female sex drives is, along with the placement of the clitoris, one of the great cosmic sexual injustices. Two women and two men might have some drive dissonance from time to time, but the male-female thing puts that all in the shade.
Now, women often have solid grounds for complaint in the male [...]

I flirt, therefore I have fun

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There was a time when flirting was a social skill. A required one. If you wanted to be included in the dinner parties of your social set, the ability to flirt was a prerequisite.
These days, flirting is a bit suspect. Flirting is the province of single people. Married/partnered people, so goes the common wisdom, do [...]

Pass the sex, honey

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She’d been single for a couple of months. The air in the kitchen was thick with words and laughter as we prepared dinner. She paused in mid-sentence, and considered the carrot she was peeling for our salad.
“You know you’ve been single too long when a carrot makes you horny.”
You sure do — wholesome, bland, baby’s-first-food [...]

Double your pleasure?

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Got a guy in your life? I’ve found him the perfect Valentine gift. It will have him puffed up with pride, assured that you share his priorities, that you’re totally in synch about what’s really important, that you admire every aspect of his manliness.
Every aspect, every bulging vein, every wrinkle, every pulse …
Introducing “Clone-a-Willy“.
Yes, [...]

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