Halloween’s coming…
Cats: lingerie|Hallowe’en is coming! What are you going to be?
Are you the sort who goes for the goofy — a big bunny, a clown, a giant, walking stalk of celery? The classic — ghost, witch, Frankenstein’s monster? Or maybe, being a reader of this blog, you have a penchant for the sexy.
You’d think there’d be a wealth of choice in the “sexy” category, and there is. Sort of. You can be a sexy justaboutanything. You can poke all kinds of fetish buttons. Offend the religious and go as a tarted-up nun.
Tweak the submissives with an uber-sexy “corrections officer”.
Encourage pedophilia by going as a naughty schoolgirl.
(Why, I ask, why would a woman do this?).
Show your lack of cultural awareness by going as a sexy geisha, like this little hottie.
She is not a real geisha, of course. Below are real geishas. Not a helluva lotta exposed skin there: it’s all about nuance, implication, suggestion; a muted, ritualized femininity of a sort, which, for good or ill, we don’t “do” in this culture. (And we all know they’re not prostitutes, right?)
Perk up the sports fans with your baseball player costume. The submissive sports fans will like the stern referee…
So, variety of a sort. But the more you look at the costumes, the more they look the same: lotsa boob, lotsa leg. Mondo cantilevering in the top, drop waist micro skirt, skin-tight or bare middle, fuck-me heels. And that’s all fun, of course. If that’s your preference, you’ll have a lot of choice.
But what about the women whose idea of sexy goes beyond “if ya got it, flaunt it”? What if you like a bit of tease? What if your belly, or your thighs or (pick your part) isn’t quite up to that kind of exposure? Dimpled butts are cute only on babies.
You’ll have to look outside the standard costume sites, is all. Ballerinas are pretty sexy (even if you can’t do that with your feet. Ouch.)
You can go retro, and try out some burlesque-style sexy. Burlesque, bless it, allows for curves on a voluptuous woman.
And there’s always that tried-and-true classic, subject of so many fantasies, the erotic possibility of seething heat beneath the demure exterior, the Sarah Palin Sexy Librarian.
Need more inspiration? There are more below:
