Archive for September, 2008
It just gets better and better
the solution is in your hands| 2 Comments »You know how I was raving about the We-Vibe only last week? How it was just about the best sex toy I’ve ever seen?
I still love it. I still love its design, its quiet hum, its clever carrying case. I love that it can be used so easily during partner sex. I love, love, love [...]
A Small Sampling of Sites
Ilona's Take| No Comments »Everybody’s interested in sex (well, just about everybody) so it stands to reason that there are a lot of sex sites out there. If we were to include the tedium that is porn, the number of sites reaches obscene levels.
Not all are equally worthy of an intelligent woman’s attention, however. I have a few I [...]
If women designed vibrators…
the solution is in your hands| 1 Comment »- they wouldn’t necessarily look like penises.
- or rabbits
- or dolphins
- or butterflies
- or men with funny hats.
- They wouldn’t necessarily be penis-sized.
- They wouldn’t be made of a material that needs a condom
- because otherwise it collects lint and gawdknowswhatelse,
- or coated with colouring that chips off. We don’t want metallic pink flakes in [...]
Hymen for Sale
Ilona's Take, the change it is a-comin', women on top| 2 Comments »She’s not particularly pretty, but she’s not ugly, either. Just a normal 22-year-old. She’s bright, evidently, with her degree in Women’s Studies, and her continuing education. She’s now in graduate school, studying to be a marriage and family therapist. Not everyone goes to grad school, so that makes her a little more than standard.
She’s 22, [...]
Questions, questions
Ilona's Take| No Comments »A wife discovers her husband masturbating. She:
1. Backs out and shuts the door, giving him privacy to finish.
2. Offers to help him out.
3. Stays to watch.
I can think of any numbers of endings to that sentence — Hands him a towel so he doesn’t mess up the new duvet; does a striptease from across the [...]
Envy? Ya think?
Ilona's Take| No Comments »I’m so glad I don’t have a penis!
Really. Those little buggers are nothing but trouble. They rise when there’s no occasion. What teenage boy hasn’t mastered the casual textbook-in-front-of-the-crotch move? Yes, teenage girls have periodic radical nipple action, but boys? It’s all.the.time.
Occasionally, they don’t rise when there is an occasion. This is more the [...]
Having “the Talk”
Ilona's Take, the change it is a-comin'| 1 Comment »A friend was taking a psych. course a couple of years ago. He was the sole almost-forty-something in a class of 19- and 20-year-olds. The prof. casually mentioned that their grandparents probably quite enjoyed sex. The response, from the two hundred or so kids in that room?
“Eeeeew!”
You know, sex is everywhere in America. Sex sells [...]
Naked, with hat
Ilona's Take, the change it is a-comin'| No Comments »Germans love to strip off. Really. They have nude areas in city parks, families skinny dip together in lakes, university students pose nude for calendars, they have nude air flights, even naked rock-climbing.
One does wonder if they take it to an extreme. Nekkid rock-climbing? Fresh air and sunlight on strong healthy bodies is all [...]