You’ve missed the point, girls
Cats: the change it is a-comin', women on top|Ah, flirting. One of the best social games out there. It’s a multi-tiered exchange involving the mind as much as — no, more than — the body, with lots of mutual appreciation, suggestion, inneundo, a ton of sexual charge. While the possibility of sex is always in the air, the best flirts enjoy the process for the flirting itself, whether or not the players end up in a sweaty tangle in the sheets.
Well, that’s what most of us think. Except those impatient sorts who think that’s all too, too passé…
But how do you let him know you want him…? While some morons, er, dating gurus think smiling, touching his arm, leaning in etcetera, will help send him signals, that type of flirting went out with corsets and bustles.
So “forget subtlety”, they counsel. Never mind with the conversation, the suggestive banter, innuendo. Never mind turning up the heat slowly and savouring the rising pulses.
Nah. Just wear something skimpy and stick your tongue in his ear.
The brave new woman of the 21st Century. Can’t you just see her? The girl with all the sexual finesse of a dog with its nose up another dog’s butt. Flash a lotta flesh and get to it, girl!
Why not just hump his leg?
When you’ve successfully bedded the guy, booted him out, and have finished carving the notch in the bedpost…
Then pat your brave sexy self on the back and if you want, tell all your friends about the booty you just bagged. Dudes do it all the time.
Yeah, and we all know that if dudes do it, it has to be right, right?! Women can know they’ve achieved equality with men when they can be every bit as much of a jerk as the most insensitive dork with a dick out there. So, sure, let’s have sex without foreplay, and treat our partners as so much ego-boost. After all, what’s equality of the sexes about if not proving that a girl can be just as much of an asshole as the next guy?
