Out From Under

In case you can’t read the small print, it says
“Earn the right to wear white.”
ABSTAIN
Goodness. Where to begin?
Who wears white? The Bride, of course. The Princess for a Day. The Virgin Offering. Certainly not her potential husband. You don’t see any abstinence boxers out there. So, the target audience for these words of mind-control encouragement [...]