Jul 28
Love me tender, half a man
Cats: the solution is in your hands|You’re a strong, independent woman, right? Able to tackle whatever comes your way, ready for the challenges of life.
That’s why YOU need one of THESE:
Yes! Half a stuffed shirt! Well, really, half a man’s pajama top! With an upside-down hand attached!
If that creeps you out, how’s about this:
There. Isn’t that better? See how the little woman is so comforted by her half-a-stuffed-pajama-top? When she finds herself alone in bed, she can snuggle into her half-torsoe man replacement, and feel safe and secure. None of those scary creaks the house makes in the night can get at her now!
Mmmm, honey, that’s so good. Just move your hand a little down and to the left…
July 31st, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Okay, I get a pillow to snuggle with being comfy - after all, Misterpie traveled for years - but that is a little creepy. I’m thinking a body pillow or just a spare would be just as good without being weird.