Archive for July, 2008
Love me tender, half a man
the solution is in your hands| 1 Comment »You’re a strong, independent woman, right? Able to tackle whatever comes your way, ready for the challenges of life.
That’s why YOU need one of THESE:
Yes! Half a stuffed shirt! Well, really, half a man’s pajama top! With an upside-down hand attached!
If that creeps you out, how’s about this:
There. Isn’t that better? See how the little [...]
Taking the subliminal route
because sex is pretty funny| No Comments »I’m pretty sure Big Rude Jake is not the sort of fellow you’d want your daughter dating, assuming you have a daughter. But if she did? She’d have her reasons to smile …
Here are the lyrics to his world-famous “Girl in the Pink Canoe”, from his Blue Pariah disk. (It’s not world-famous? It should be.)
Enjoy.
There’s [...]
All five of them, yes
Ilona's Take| 3 Comments »Sex is a feast for the senses.
Oh, she does like to state the obvious, doesn’t she? Bear with me, it’s going somewhere. That blithely trite observation stems from a (blithe and untrite) conversation I had with a friend (hi, Mike!) last week. In which we had touched upon the importance of humour in sex. Of [...]
Bag One musician
because sex is pretty funny| No Comments »“…she woke with untamed lover’s face between her legs…” (Pete Townsend, Slit Skirts)
Now there’s an image to make you smile. Or sigh.
Here’s another, this one by John Lennon, who started out in art school before moving to music:
Upon the release of Bag One, a reporter commented on the number of sketches referencing cunnilingus. “Why is [...]
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Ilona's Take, lingerie| No Comments »The text says,
“You won’t be able to stop them (i.e. men), but you can protect yourself. He who created you knows what’s best for you!”
You know, if men are the problem and women the unwilling recipients of a lot of unwelcome attention — and goodness knows this isn’t a shocking notion even to we un-veiled [...]
It’s silly, therefore it’s shameful?
because sex is pretty funny| No Comments »Sex is weird.
Do you have any childhood recollections of seeing something sexual? When I was very young, not sure how old, but solidly pre-pubescent, I snuck downstairs and caught a minute or so of something my parents were watching before being firmly escorted back to bed.
My memories are those of a child. I don’t really [...]
Who’s the better driver?
Ilona's Take| 1 Comment »My drive, your drive, his drive, hers. Men have higher drives than women. Are you surprised by this news? Or are you rolling your eyes at the obvious?
Although society’s view of sexuality may change, there appears to be an underlying biological constant. Studies of human cultures around the world have shown that most men think [...]
Beauty is only skin deep? Not any more!
Ilona's Take| 2 Comments »“Beauty is only skin deep.”
You ever hear that as a child, or as a mirror-obsessed teen?
“You’re beautiful, just the way you are.”
“It’s what’s inside that counts.”
All the things a supportive parent says to the kid whose world has fallen apart because of a zit. They also happen to be true, of course. I don’t [...]