Archive for March 3rd, 2008
Mar 03
Pass the sex, honey
because sex is pretty funny| 1 Comment »She’d been single for a couple of months. The air in the kitchen was thick with words and laughter as we prepared dinner. She paused in mid-sentence, and considered the carrot she was peeling for our salad.
“You know you’ve been single too long when a carrot makes you horny.”
You sure do — wholesome, bland, baby’s-first-food [...]
