I think they’re good for hammering nails
Cats: Ilona's Take|
picture: Carlos Arias for www.tantrachair.ca
What is the first thing that you notice about that picture? Well, okay, there are lots of things to notice. But after their perfect skin tone (Photoshop, how we love thee), his chiselled abs and rugged 5 o’clock shadow and her luscious blond locks, and the total and complete lack of any body hair on either of them anywhere south of the eyeballs (her), chin (him) … THEN what do you notice?
Is there something that kind of … sticks out?
They certainly struck me and the husband. Conversation between us as follows:
Me: How could anyone find that attractive?
HB: They’re at their best when she’s clothed. Once you see them without clothes, they’re… He shakes his head and shrugs. How does one put words to the inexplicable?
Me: Plastic. They’re as erotic as Barbie’s nipple-less bullet boobs.
HB: They say they feel the same as real breasts, but I don’t see how they could.
Me: Look at the way they’re sticking straight out!
HB: They’re supposed to give a little.
Me: Yeah. Where’s the movement? When your breasts are that big, and you’re in that position, they’re supposed to lean down and sway a bit. Those thing are rigid.
B: They don’t look like they’d have that lovely malleability, that weight in your palm.
Me: They look hard. You could chip a tooth on those things if you weren’t careful.
HB: Or at least give yourself a nasty poke in the eye.
Yes, indeedy. They’re tres erotic, those things.
