Headlines at a glance
Everything you need to know to strike a conversation with someone this week (well, at least tomorrow):

Heath Ledger’s uncle is claiming that it is possible the late actor fathered a love child with an older woman when he was 17…Tennis cutie Andy Roddick proposed to his Swimsuit Illustrated model girlfriend, Brooklyn Decker, last week. Sorry, gals, this one’s off the market…In addition to Mel Gibson, Britney Spears has another famous supporter on her side. Madonna is defending in Vanity Fair the Britster and saying that the media is “inflicting cruelty” by following and commenting on her every move. Now can the girl get a supporter her own age?…Rumors that Brangelina finally tied the knot this weekend in Louisiana are false, false, false…An inquest concludes that Anna Nicole Smith’s 20-year-old son died from an accidental overdose…And finally…When Katie Holmes actually signs a contract to appear on Broadway in an Arthur Miller play, I will be the first to buy tickets!
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Madonna + Britney = forever.